Forty-Fifth Paradox Writing

The phone rang again. Patterson did his best to ignore it, preferring to listen to the whir of his fan. It did next to nothing about the heat, but the fan  did have its useful purposes.

He could hear his secretary shuffling around her desk. She only did that when she felt anxious. Let her be anxious, Patterson thought idly. What else did he pay her for anyway, than to worry about things for him?

At last, Kelsey couldn’t stand it any more. She phoned his line, and Patterson could see her gripping the phone through the frosted glass. Patterson quirked his head to the side, watching her silhouette. It’s not like he had any other sort of entertainment here. He wondered if the lighting would allow her to see him through the glass. Maybe someday he would have to have her schedule an installation of some one-way mirrors. Then Patterson wouldn’t feel boredom as constantly as he did now.

Her silhouette grew shrank in size as she approached the door, finally knocking on the frosted glass rather lightly. Patterson let her stew a bit longer before he called out with a sigh “What is it, Kelsey?”

“You have a phone call, sir.”

“From who?”

She glanced at him, then glanced at the phone, and sighed. “Maybe you should just talk to him.”

Patterson blinked, picking up his phone. “Hello?”

The voice on the other line took a moment to respond. For a moment Patterson considered pulling his anti-telemarketer tricks, but in the end he decided to entertain the offer. Unfortunately, the person on the other line didn’t have the offer he expected, in fact, this person didn’t even work as a telemarketer.

“Detective Patterson?” The voice asked quietly; he sounded both elderly and mild. He seemed the kind of person opposite the type that Patterson usually dealt with.

“What do you want?” Patterson asked tiredly.

“Sorry to bother you, but I’m Pastor Gabe…”

Pastor Gabe? Patterson hadn’t heard from one of those in a while. What did he do this time? Did he forget to pay his taxes? Did he take the tag off his mattress? “I’m afraid I can’t help you…” His hand reached to hang up the call but the pastor’s voice interrupted him.

“But, Detective Patterson, I could use your help.”

“Look, I’m not sure how much help I can be to you.”

The pastor continued undaunted. “We’re starting a prison ministry next week and–”

Patterson failed to hear the rest of the man’s request. The words ‘prison’ and ‘ministry’ headed towards one another too quickly, collided in in his mind and refused to mingle peacefully. Finally, after using the patterns in the window as inkblots, Patterson resumed conversation. “Uh, sure I guess.”

Pastor Gabe sounded surprised, and relieved. “Great! See you Tuesday at three.”

“Wait…what? Where?”

The pastor responded with a bit of a sigh in his voice. “Columbia River Correctional Facility, in the lobby. See you then.” He hung up.

Patterson stared at the receiver in his hands, and asked to no one in particular “What the hell have I got myself into this time?”

The coffee tasted terrible. Maybe if it had been freshly brewed, the taste would be a little more edible. Even the stalest donuts would be an improvement. Patterson continued to drink the distasteful stuff out of courtesy. He didn’t know the next time he would get a chance to investigate side by side with police officers. At the moment though, the opportunity didn’t seem so lucrative.

The scene sat as it had before, so many years ago, except this time the caution tape had been removed. Any obvious evidence had long been cleaned up as well. Patterson didn’t see anything but dry pavement. Rubbing his face, and glancing at the murky coffee, he sighed. His companion, Officer Randall, stood next to another policeman, drinking the same coffee. They huddled close together, trying to block out the icy air and slight winds.

A bit impatient by this point, Patterson voiced the question he knew must’ve been on the others’ minds. “What are we looking for again?”

Randall gave him an impatient look. “Evidence they didn’t catch years ago.”

Patterson took a sip of the coffee, trying not to make a face. “Run through the case for me one more time?” He had heard it several times, but each time he tuned it out. It seemed so typical, and it didn’t seem like his thinking skills were necessary.

Sighing, Randall explained. “We received a 911 call the night of the fight. A lady driving by the scene witnessed a gang fight on the corner across from the furniture store. Dispatched officers arrived to find the lot empty save for a corpse. Medical examiners identified the body as Michael Roberts. We knew him as Bobby Butcher, a gang hit man, if you will.”

Patterson narrowed his eyes, thinking out loud. “Only one man dead in a gang fight, and he was supposed to be the one pulling off a hit. It doesn’t make sense.” His eyes narrowed further, making it harder to see. “Didn’t someone already confess?”

The others nodded.

He rubbed his forehead and sighed. “Then why are you trying to reopen the case?”

Randall swallowed, and answered quietly. “We think she’s covering for someone else.”

Patterson side. “Is there any witnesses we could ask?”

The officers glanced at each other knowingly, and one of them reluctantly admitted, “Well…there is one person.”

The office sat wearily, even the light sank to the floor on beds of dust. Pieces of paper, once white, had turned yellow with age. Five fingers tapped the desk languidly as two eyes roved the room for some clue as to the time. A sigh fell from his chapped lips as he stood up. He didn’t bother to adjust his suit as he trudged across the room to pull the clock from the wall. The batteries had died again.

He pushed his bushy chestnut hair out of his face as he headed back to his desk, dead clock in hand. Fumbling through his desk drawer, he searched for batteries, but found none. With a sigh, he wearily glanced at the frosted glass in his office door. Did he really want to talk to her? Not particularly, but he probably should anyway. After all, he paid her to be his secretary and receptionist for something, though at the moment he didn’t know what it was.

He reached for the knob, and took a deep breath as he turned it. Somehow, talking to her took a lot more energy than it used to. At one time she could renew him with energy, and now she seemed to suck it right out of him. He opened the door and stepped into the front room. The secretary in question leaned over her desk, trying to sort through all the piles of paper in vain. It made him wonder why she bothered.

“Do you need something, sir?” She glanced up at him curiously, the light from the lone lamp in the ceiling reflecting of her glasses. Her eyes shone blue, starkly contrasting with all the faded golds and browns that stained the office.

At first, he didn’t respond. He just stared at her, wondering how they had come to this. Maybe her age made a difference. It certainly didn’t when they first met, at her interview. She had stood out from the rest, then. Maybe he shouldn’t have hired her to begin with. It’s not like she had the most skills or experiece….but she had a smile that made him melt. To go with it she had a voice that could make any man’s head turn, or at least it seemed that way at the time. Now the mere sound of it made him want to hide under his desk.

Even with all that, he still hadn’t worked up the urge to fire her. “Do you have any AAA batteries?”

“Er…sure.” She seemed like she wanted to shrug off his odd request, but she still needed to work on her acting skills. Rumaging through the bottom drawer, she found a few batteries. “They might work, but I don’t know. They’re kind of old.”

“Like everything else in this place.” He muttered, then he added at vollume she could hear: “Next time keep fresh ones in stock.” Hopefully he wouldn’t allow her a second time. Hopefully he’d finally scrounge up the willpower to let her go.

The phone rang. He waved his hands, in hopes she would get the hint and tell the person on the phone that he   was out of his office. She didn’t. Picking up the phone, she chimed “Patterson Private Investigation, this is Kelsey. How may I help you?”

Patterson bit his lip, as he watched Kelsey take notes on the pad in front of her. He should have seen the red flags the first time they met, but he didn’t. And now he had the chance to pay for his mistake every time they worked together. Like now, for instance.

“Oh, yes, just a moment please.” She looked up at him expectantly, and he wished he could hide.

Patterson summoned up the nerve to take the phone from Kelsey’s hand. He dragged it up to his ear, and cleared his throat. “Patterson speaking.”

“Portland P.D. We have a case for you.”

He rubbed his face tiredly as he scrounged his brain for an answer. “You’ll have to give me more to go on than that. I’m not telepathic.”

“Remember that gang homicide case a year ago?”

“They already convicted somebody. You’re wasting my time.” He started to hand the phone to his secretary so she could end the call.

“Wait!” The officer pleaded.

Sighing, Patterson brought brought the phone up to his ear. “What is it now?”

“It made the news, remember? And now, a somebody’s committed a murder nearly identical to it, even when the convict’s still in jail.”

He shrugged his shoulders, trying to muster up the patience for this. “What’s your name, Officer?”

“Peter Randall.”

Patterson rubbed his forehead. “Listen, Officer Randall, that homicide happened because of a gang fight. It’s probably just a copy cat killer in the same gang. Call me when you have a legitimate case for me to work on.”

“Just come and check out the crime scene. It’s too similar to have been done by another person. I’ll even buy you some coffee.”

Pinching his eyes shut, Patterson thought it over. “Alright, but it better be some good coffee.”

A soft hum lingered near the ceiling. Pastel hues drifted down on sparkling dust from the stained glass windows facing each other. Row after row of pews separated the two sets of windows as if snug in a warm embrace. A lone lectern stood on the stage at the front of the room, bearing a carved cross on its front panel. At the moment the lectern stood alone, empty as most of the room, save one person.

Said person sat one pew back, with his face in his hands. Besides the fans overhead, the room could only hear his soft, relaxed breathing. He didn’t notice the stain glass windows, since other matters seemed much more important at the moment. After a few more moments in seeming silence, he opened his eyes. As he lifted his eyes to the rose-stained rose window at the top of the front wall; the pink rays cascaded down his blond hair like children on a water slide.

A smile bloomed on his face. “I’ll go.”

The door in the back of the small church opened with a soft creak, and a taller figure walked into the sunlit room. His steps echoed off the walls as he made his way down the aisle. A moment passed before he reached the second to front pew, but neither of them noticed. He stopped by the younger man’s side, with his dark hair making the blond hair stand out even more.

“Been in here long?” The man with dark hair asked.

Sirens squealed and howled, but they seemed more faint. Even their bright red and blue lights appeared muted, nearly grey that afternoon. It didn’t feel that late in the day either. Everything felt cold to the touch, except the body. Once touched, the skin felt luke-warm, and squishy like a water balloon. Above all else, the sticky blood overloaded her senses. Scarlet, appearing red, then brown, filling her nose with the rank smell of human flesh, leaving a metallic taste on her tongue. The of gun powder made itself known, but failed to take over the smell of mortal blood.

Then they were alone. She vaguely remembered her hands feeling cold and heavy. They slid over a smooth metallic surface, not caring to recognize what they touched. Her eyes stared ahead at the body, the carcass, the dead. Moments dragged on, and the wounded failed to rise….as did their chests. Nothing felt real anymore. Soon she’d wake up, soon. Her hand tried to reach her other arm to pinch it, killing the dream, but it wouldn’t leave the weapon it held. It wouldn’t let go.

Hands grabbed her shoulders, pulling her back and away from the scene, and pulling the cold steel from her hands. A smile crept along her lips as her hands felt lighter, but only for a moment. The same hands that pulled her back and held her captive, clamped on cold, stiff rings. She blinked, feeling the reality of handcuffs. She would wake up soon.

“You have the right to remain silent.”

She had to wake up.