Bread Crumbs
by Hostess on Sep.04, 2009, under drabble
Thinking about you.
I’ve been thinking about you a lot recently. With all your recent accomplishments, it’s hard not to. I know our relationship’s been a bit rocky lately, with all the listening devices and undercover informants serving as your customers. I had to keep tabs on you somehow.
I’ll gladly accept your busted drugs as gifts to my investigation, and give you this card (and the right to remain silent) as a thank you. The jail cell might not seem like much, but I’m sure you’ll have plenty of time to get used to it.
Lawfully yours,
The Police Department
